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Translation

• Context: Kurogoma Katsuo 黒駒勝男 explains the perfect ratio of rice crackers to peanuts.
  
  • Note: kakipii 柿ピー is common mixture of two snacks, kaki no tane 柿の種, which is rice cracker shaped as a "persimmon seed," and peanuts.
• kaki to piinattsu no wariai wa hichi tai san ni kimattoru yaroo gaaa!!
  柿とピーナッツの割合は７：３に決まっとるやろーがァァ！！
  The ratio of rice crackers to peanuts is [obviously] 7:3!!
  • kimattoru yarou - same as kimatte-iru darou 決まっているだろう.
• yo no naka no koto wa subete kore, hichi tai san de picchiri umaku wakerareru yoo nattonja!!
  世の中の事は全てコレ　７：３でピッチリうまく分けられるよーなっとんじゃ！！
  Everything in the world is this (like his hair), [created so that] [it] can be perfectly divided into seven to three!
  • wakerareru yoo ni nattonja - same as wakerareru you ni natte-iru-n-da 分けられるようになっているんだ.
  • An eventivization of the stative verb wakerareru, "to be able to divide," which is the potential form of wakeru 分ける, "to divide."
• hichi tai san ga uchuu banbutsu kongen no ougonhi ja, boke kora kasuu!!
  ７：３が宇宙万物根元の黄金比じゃボケコラカスぅ！！
  Seven to three is the golden ratio of the origin of all creation in the universe, *expletives*!!