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Translation

• Context: real life imitates art.
• karaage niwa mayoneezu daro
  からあげにはマヨネーズだろ
  To karaage, mayonnaise, right.
  
  • i.e. karaage goes well with mayonnaise.
  • karaage - usually chicken deep-fried in oil.
•  JK (joukou)
  ＪＫ（じょうこう）
  (it's common sense.)
• mogumogu
  もぐもぐ
  *munch munch*
  (onomatopoeia.)
• JK (joukou) tte nanda...?
  ＪＫ（じょうこう）ってなんだ･･･？
  What's joukou...?
• JK (joukou)...
  ＪＫ（じょうこう）･･･
  Joukou...
• pi...
  ピ･･･
  *phone beep*
• joshi kousei?
  女子高生？
  Highs school girl?
• nande joshi koosee?
  なんでジョシコーセー？
  Why high school girl?
• a, chigatta "joushiki-teki ni kangete..." ka
  あ、違った「常識的に考えて･･･」か
  Ah, [I got that wrong], "thinking with common sense..." huh.
• iya karaage ni mayoneezu wa chigau daro
  いやからあげにマヨネーズは違うだろ
  [Wait,] no, [putting] mayonnaise on karaage isn't right, [what are you talking about].