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Translation

• Context: Sakata Gintoki 坂田銀時 being the boke ボケ for Shimura Shinpachi's 志村新八 tsukkomi ツッコミ.
• sou... karushiumu da
  そう･･･カルシウムだ
  [That's right]... calcium.
• {karushiumu sae tottokya} subete φ {umaku} iku-n-da yo
  カルシウムさえとっときゃ全てうまくいくんだよ
  {If [you] just took calcium}, everything would go {well}, [you see].
  All you need to do is ingest calcium, and everything will go well.
  
  • tottokya - contraction of totte-okeba とっておけば.
• ichigo gyunyuu
  いちご牛乳
  Strawberry cow-milk.
• juken sensou, oya to no kakushitsu, {ki ni naru} ano ko
  受験戦争　親との確執　気になるあの娘（こ）
  The exam war, discord with [your] parents, that girl [that] {[you] are interested into}.
  • Exam war refers to university entrance exams and the competition surrounding it.
• toriaezu {{karushiumu tottokya} subete φ {umaku}...
  とりあえずカルシウムとっときゃ全てうまく･･･
  Anyway {if [you] take calcium} everything [will go] {well}...
  (incomplete sentence.)
• iku} wake φ nee daro!!
  いくわけねーだろ！！
  [There's no way that's true]!!
  • There's no way to translate the phrases above literally, because one completes the other, and the first one ends in the adverb umaku, "well."
  • subete ga {umaku} iku
    すべてがうまくいく
    Everything will go {well}. (what Gintoki intended to say.)
  • {subete ga {umaku} iku} wake ga nai
    すべてがうまくいくわけがない
    There's no way [that] {everything will go {well}}. (how Shinpachi completed the sentence.)
• {ikura karushiumu tottetatte} naa, {kuruma ni hanerarerya} hone mo oreru wa!!
  幾らカルシウムとってたってなァ車にはねられりゃ骨も折れるわ！！
  {No matter how much calcium [you] take}, [you see], {if [you] get hit by a car} [your] bones break!!
  • ~tatte ～たって - same as ~temo ～ても.
  • hanerarerya - contraction of hanerarereba はねられえば, ba-form of passive form of:
  • haneru
    跳ねる
    (For a car) to hit [someone].