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Translation

• Context: after waking up, Kamiigusa Misaki 上井草美咲 excitedly talks about her dream to Kanda Sorata 神田空太, who isn't as excited.
• atashi, shourai wa oyome-san ni naritai!
  あたし、将来はお嫁さんになりたい！
  I want to become a wife in the future!
• {negoto wa nete kara iu no} ga kono sekai no ruuru desu yo
  寝言は寝てから言うのがこの世界のルールですよ
  {Sleep-talking [is something you do] after sleeping} is this world's rule.
  • Kanda is saying she should only talk nonsense while sleeping, not after waking up.
  • She ignores him completely.
• okaerinasai anata!
  hayakatta wa ne!
  おかえりなさいあなた！
  早かったわね！
  [Welcome home, dear!]
  [You're] early, aren't you?
• mou shourai hajimatta-n-desu ka?
  もう将来始まったんですか？
  The future already started?
• shokuji ni suru
  ofuro ni suru
  soretomo... ma... wa... shi...?
  食事にする？
  お風呂にする？
  それともま・わ・し？
  [Which one do you want?]
  Food? Bath? Or... ma... wa... shi?
  • shinkon santaku 新婚三択 - newlywed three choices: a meme in which the bride welcomes her new husband home with three choices to choose from. Originally "what do you want to do? Food, bath, or me (wa-ta-shi)."
• koko wa sumoubeya jaarimasen
  ここは相撲部屋じゃありません
  This isn't a sumo room.
  • In sumo, mawashi is the name of the loincloth that wrestlers wear.