Context: Saiki needs money, and decides that he will do ANYTHING for 100 yen using his super powers. His grandpa hears about this.
tatoeba annakotoya konna koto mo kanou jato iu koto ka~~~~!? 例えばあんな事やこんな事も可能じゃと言うのかーー！？ For example, [are you saying that] something like that and something like this is also possible~~?!
anna koto ya konna koto あんなことやこんなこと Something like that and something like this. Vaguely refers to things to do without describing what they actually are. This phrase is typically used in lewd jokes.
kata-tataki 肩たたき Shoulder massage.
kyacchibooru キャッチボール Catchball.
mimikaki ando hizamakura 耳かき＆ひざまくら Ear cleaning and lap pillow.
osanpo お散歩 Walk.
soine 添い寝 Sleeping together.
paaaaaa パァァァァァ *awe*
boku ga JK (jeekee) dattara daimondai dazo 僕がＪＫ（ジェーケー）だったら大問題だぞ If I were a JK [that] would be a huge problem.
