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Translation

• Context: Aioi Yuuko 相生祐子 always does a tsukkomi when Minakami Mai 水上麻衣 does a boke, however, feeling this isn't a proper relationship for two high school girls to have, Yuuko decides she won't do a tsukkomi anymore, no matter what happens, prompting Mai to do even stupider boke's, like coming to school wearing two glasses, and looking for her glasses on the floor as if she had lost them while still wearing both of them.
• nani kono {hai-peesu na} boke...
  なにこのハイペースなボケ･･･
  What is this {high-paced} boke...
• marude {watashi no tsukkomi wo matteru} ka no you na......
  まるで私のツッコミを待ってるかのような･･････
  It's as if {[she] is waiting for my tsukkomi}......
• dame! {tsukkondara} dame yo!!
  ダメ！ツッコんだらだめよ！！
  [Don't do it]! {If [you] make a retort} [you lose]!!
• nanda yo, Minakami
  なんだよ水上
  [What's wrong], Minakami.
• ni-ko mo megane shite-n-jan
  ２コもメガネしてんじゃん
  You're wearing two glasses.
  • shite-n-jan - contraction of shite-iru no dewanai しているのではない.
• hahaha
  ハハハ
  *laughs*
• Tanaka no yaroo!!!
  田中のヤロー！！！
  Tanaka, [you bastard]!!!
  • See also: cat eyes.
• watashi no tsukkomi wo......
  私のツッコミを･･････
  My tsukkomi......
  (incomplete sentence: "[you] [stole] my tsukkomi.")
• {watashi dake ni yurusareta} saikou no tsukkomi wo!!!
  私だけに許された最高のツッコミを！！！
  The greatest tsukkomi [that] {was only allowed to me}!!! (literally.)
  (incomplete sentence.)
  
  • In the sense of "only I, and not anyone else, was allowed to make a retort, how dare you take that from me!"
• boku'
  ボクッ
  *pencil snapping.*
• ha'
  はっ
  Hah! (her snapping back from a moment of utter jealously.)
• iya chigau chigau
  いやちがうちがう
  No, [that's wrong, that's wrong].
• watashi-n-janai
  私んじゃない
  [It] isn't mine.
  • Contraction of watashi no janai.
• sore wa watashi no tsukkomi janai kara!!
  それは私のツッコミじゃないから！！
  That's not my tsukkomi!!
  • In this scene, Yuuko resisted the urge to do an epic tsukkomi on Mai's boke, allowing Tanaka to do a pretty weak tsukkomi on it before her: "you're wearing two glasses, hahaha."