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Translation

• Context: something good happens to Chiyoda Momo 千代田桃.
• iya, matte yo
  いや、待ってよ
  No, wait.
• nanka okashii
  なんかおかしい
  Something is weird.
• {watashi ni konna happii ga furi-kakaru} hazu ga nai
  私にこんなハッピーが降りかかるはずがない
  There's no way {something happy like this would happen to me}.
  • furi-kakaru
    降りかかる.
    To fall on [someone]. To befall.